Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?
Ask your mom.
the worst is having a dream where someone loves you and you can practically feel them touching you and it feels so real and then you wake up and it’s like the life is being sucked out of you and the happiness just drains out of your body and you feel empty again
the fact that over 300,000 other people know exactly what this feels like too is a source of great comfort
especially if it’s a kiss
KATY PERRY WEARS BASED LIL B DRESS CUS SHE SO BASED CHECK OUT NEW LIL B SONG “KATY PERRY”
I can’t believe it
Hollywood Hills. Blake cooking up some brisket for the house warming party. Both Blake and Rachael showed crazy hospitality and I cant wait to hang with them again soon.
Remember when there was a 7 mile spanking machine on spongebob and no one said anything about it ever
bring me the booty
Stop bitching about fedoras. It’s a hat. It’s not going to hurt you. Sit the fuck down.
but it growled at me